About Us

An enchanted gateway to the chronicles of our world, reimagined through the lens of ancient lore and heroic sagas. Founded by the visionary questor Scribe of Zeffin, known in the realms of X as @OnceUponTheNews, this haven transmutes the raw tidings of realmfolk into epic tales, preserving every whisper of truth while cloaking them in the grandeur of myth.

Behold our creed: We take the unyielding facts of great clashes, edicts from the Grand Alliance Council, plagues warded by healer guilds, and the triumphs of champions in grand tourneys, and weave them into narratives fit for a bard’s recital. No detail is altered—dates etched in stone, quotes echoed from oracles, outcomes forged in fate’s anvil—yet all is set amidst the United Realms, where domains bustle with shadowed alleys and sun-kissed harvests, and high sovereigns decree from seats of pacts.

Guided by the quill of our chief chronicler, the Scribe of Zeffin, whose bio echoes the enigma of forgotten towers, we invite realmfolk and wanderers alike to explore news anew.

Whether ye seek the betrayals in throne shadows or the flows of golden hoards, our parchments illuminate with wonder, neutrality, and the spark of adventure. Join us, for in these annals, the mundane becomes legend, and every headline a quest waiting to unfold.